Howdy, howdy.  (Yar!!! I’m a cowboy! Um… that is… if cowboys talked like pirates.) My name is Justin and I’m 24. (Well… that won’t be the same 10 years from now. But that’s obvious, eh?) I was born in Texas many years ago and now I live with my boyfriend (ewww…yucky… :-p ) in Ohio.

While some people think I’m spiffy, I happen to think I’m a tad boring. But if there’s anything else you want to know, feel free to email me or leave a comment on this page. I’ll check back periodically and answer any questions you may lob my way. (’Lob’ is such a goofy word. But without it, The Blob would be The B and there’d be a lack of Rock Lobster!)

Later, my happy unicorns!

-Justin the Mighty

[Edited to update age / 1 Jan. 11]