{"id":2,"date":"2009-03-21T02:12:33","date_gmt":"2009-03-21T06:12:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordy.justinthemighty.com\/?page_id=2"},"modified":"2011-01-01T23:01:04","modified_gmt":"2011-01-02T03:01:04","slug":"about","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/wordy.justinthemighty.com\/?page_id=2","title":{"rendered":"About Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Howdy, howdy.\u00a0 <em>(Yar!!! I\u2019m a cowboy! Um\u2026 that is\u2026 if cowboys talked like pirates.)<\/em> My name is Justin and I\u2019m 24. <em>(Well&#8230; that won\u2019t be the same 10 years from now. But that\u2019s obvious, eh?)<\/em> I was born in Texas many years ago and now I live with my boyfriend <em>(ewww\u2026yucky\u2026 :-p )<\/em> in Ohio.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">While some people think I\u2019m spiffy, I happen to think I\u2019m a tad boring. But if there\u2019s anything else you want to know, feel free to email me or leave a comment on this page. I\u2019ll check back periodically and answer any questions you may lob my way. <em>(\u2019Lob\u2019 is such a goofy word. But without it, <\/em>The Blob<em> would be <\/em>The B<em> and there\u2019d be a lack of <\/em>Rock Lobster<em>!)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Later, my happy unicorns!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Justin the Mighty<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #339966;\"><em>[Edited to update age \/ 1 Jan. 11]<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Howdy, howdy.\u00a0 (Yar!!! I\u2019m a cowboy! Um\u2026 that is\u2026 if cowboys talked like pirates.) My name is Justin and I\u2019m 24. (Well&#8230; that won\u2019t be the same 10 years from now.&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordy.justinthemighty.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordy.justinthemighty.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordy.justinthemighty.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordy.justinthemighty.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wordy.justinthemighty.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"https:\/\/wordy.justinthemighty.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":304,"href":"https:\/\/wordy.justinthemighty.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2\/revisions\/304"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wordy.justinthemighty.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}